<body> Even When Gods Are Blind
Yours Truly

Michelle Tan's the name. Heaven sent on 12th December 1989. I like pretty things. They make me happy. I hate everything that ruins my day and I enjoy being spoilt. I love my hunnies and bunnies and I hate being ordered around. I'm just your average girl next door

I like to read...

Lil ChiCkas

JoJo & HsianG

Juney

Lydia Cayang

Justin

Su Ann

Alicia

Yu-WeN

TabbY

KennY Sia

Joyce

Xiaxue


The past
  • July 2006
  • August 2006
  • September 2006
  • October 2006
  • November 2006
  • December 2006

  • Make some noise



     

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    Monday, July 17, 2006


    OMIGOSH!! Guys are Superb Duperb SICKO freaks I tell you!!

    I skipped class and hung out with Juney and a bunch of guy friends today. They were 'educating' Juney and me about dick facts. =.="

    "Dun ever screw a japanese guy."

    "why?"

    "Their dick are superb small!!!. It is only 3 fucking inches long!!!!"

    "Owh okay. So?"

    "What so? The average length of a human dick is 5 inches long!!! Bet theirs can even reach the vagina. "

    "Yea doh. How to make babies?"

    "oOoOoO........... I din know that.. Wonder why is it stunted? Is it because of the nuclear bomb eh?" *innocent me*

    "So is this what you guys usually talk about all the time? "


    "Nope. We don't talk. We just do it."

    "Ewww.........."

    Hello??!! Do you guys actually realise that we girls are sitting here listening to it? They were talking as if we did not exist.!*rolls eyes*They talked about scratching balls, pussy and only god knows what else. Their poor lil' tiny brains are so corrupted!!! tsk tsk tsk *shakes head* The whole conversation was freakin' hillarious. hahaha.Guys can easily defeat girls in the Gossiping Championship I tell you!! I am amazed by the way they gossip nonstop like noone's busniess. *eiyer. summo can complaint we girls gossip too much.. look who is talking la* They come to school everyday with a huge cloud over their head thinking only about sex sex sex.

    Anyway, at least I've learned something new today =p

     - feel the magical essence...# ;